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NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 looks to be coming along nicely

You know Rocket’s gonna turn that shit around. 

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"I gave my three year old daughter some worthless coins, and jokingly told her that she was rich. She went and hid the coins away, and I forgot all about them. Around the same time, my oldest daughter got a bunch of money from her aunts and uncles for her birthday. A few months later, we needed money for food, and I asked my oldest daughter if we could use some of her birthday money. She refused. I almost started crying, because I thought then that I had completely failed as a parent. But suddenly, my youngest daughter appeared, and gave me back the handful of coins that I had given her."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with weeping to come back to earth; and the angels were so angry that they flung me out into the middle of the heath on the top of Wuthering Heights; where I woke sobbing for joy.

Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte

This is fabulous.

This is fabulous.

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It smelled like rain.
Not that kind of rain where
you can go out
and make a daisy chain
when it’s over,
but that southern, Alabama downpour
kind of rain.
Feet-drenching, heart-drowning,
Stop-and-start, like Atlanta traffic
at 5 p.m.
It’s what home smelled like.


I mean yeah, I have tons of unread books on my shelf, but do you think that’ll stop me from buying more?


Best takedown of the pageant system ever.



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I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

oh, shit. haaaaaa

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